Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Dogs are loyal. David Emerson is not
Yesterday Stephen Harper named his new cabinet, and much to Paul Martin’s chagrin it included one of his own long time partners in crime, David Emerson.
Martin is trying to cope with the shock of the unexpected break-up. Today he retreated to his family farm to till potatoes and spend time with his dogs. He posed for reporters earlier today, when asked to comment he only had this to say, “...at least dogs are loyal."
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned party values? Is loyalty a thing of the past? Yet another attention seeking harlot has crossed the floor in search of shinny prizes. Former Ontario cabinet minister, Bob Runciman commented, “An attractive one, but still a dipstick, with what he's done here today." Tony Abbott of Alberta raised the bar further saying, and I quote, that Emerson had "whored himself out for power." His compatriot, MP Maurice Vellacott, had this to say, "Some people prostitute themselves for different costs or different prices." Such is the state of politics in Canada today; gigolos now call the shots.
PS Paul Martin has a fat head.
Martin is trying to cope with the shock of the unexpected break-up. Today he retreated to his family farm to till potatoes and spend time with his dogs. He posed for reporters earlier today, when asked to comment he only had this to say, “...at least dogs are loyal."
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned party values? Is loyalty a thing of the past? Yet another attention seeking harlot has crossed the floor in search of shinny prizes. Former Ontario cabinet minister, Bob Runciman commented, “An attractive one, but still a dipstick, with what he's done here today." Tony Abbott of Alberta raised the bar further saying, and I quote, that Emerson had "whored himself out for power." His compatriot, MP Maurice Vellacott, had this to say, "Some people prostitute themselves for different costs or different prices." Such is the state of politics in Canada today; gigolos now call the shots.
PS Paul Martin has a fat head.
// posted by Nicholas @ 11:16 AM 
